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MeneerTiki (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Amen! All hail Chuck!
emonick88 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
chuck norris grinds his coffee with his teeth then boils the water with his own rage
fugi60 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Once again I hope that you do grow up eventully. Your knowledge of the Bible is minimal at best and I doubt you know anything about what you deny. Just because I'm Christian doesn't mean I'm dumb. Because I know other words to put in sentences besides every other word out of my mouth being a curse word that makes me dumb? Just because it makes you feel better to act all tough means noting. Trying to be "cool" on the internet wont change reality and insulting me will, without a doubt, do nothing.
agent0range0 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
The Internet is serious business isn't it fugi? According to your profile you're 18 which mean either two thing. One, you're a liar, and as we all know god fucking HATES liars!! Or the other more plausible possibly is that you're an 18 year old bible thumping douchebag who knows next to shit about anything. Enjoy your magical space daddy, go save a cat.
fugi60 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
It's quite sad to see someone like you agent. I hope you'r a child because if not I am very worried about you. There seems to be a lot of growing up you need to do. Maybe someday you will look back on how you act. Until then God bless you Agent0range0.
agent0range0 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
a winnar is you.
agent0range0 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
You're reasoning, maturity and well natured comments have no place on the internets. Especially on a Chuck Norris reading from Maddox's big book of failure. Please and kindly stfu and gtfo.
agent.
fugi60 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Agent0range0,
Just because you don't think Chuck Norris jokes are funny doesn't mean you have to come on here and act like a jerk. Also just because he is a Christian doesn't mean he ruins parties. Christian people know how to have a perfectly fine time. I go to parties and I dont ruin them. Maybe you should think before you open your mouth and let more trash come out.
Fugi
MrCrowley993 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Chuck Norris copy and pastes Chuck Norris jokes form Encyclopedia dramatica
agent0range0 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
* Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he's too old.
* Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again Christian fundie No, really, he is. Seriously.
* When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it's Mike Huckabee.
* Evolution is a lie; there's just a list of animals Chuck Norris believes were created by our Lord God Almighty.
* Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny. |
