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Guitarist619 (October 14, 2008 at 10:41 am)
Chuck Norris was almost aborted, but then he round house kicked out of the womb and killed the doctor, He was born at full size too.
SuperAreLyn (October 14, 2008 at 6:23 am)
If you have $5.00, and Chuck Norris has $5.00, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
That one is my favorite.
boredstudent (October 14, 2008 at 3:52 am)
Chuck Norris isn't in Yo Momma because nobody makes fun of his Momma
unknownsoldier134 (October 14, 2008 at 3:39 am)
chuck norris doesnt kick the bucket, he roundhouse kicks the bucket and survives.
(just made that up what do you think?
legendaryaqua (October 14, 2008 at 3:06 am)
when chuck norris picks his nose. real gold comes out
NoUsernameAssinged (October 14, 2008 at 2:14 am)
Chuck Norris has a small penis.
wangsta25 (October 14, 2008 at 1:54 am)
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Chuck Norris clogged the toilet with his urine.
shinobitech13 (October 14, 2008 at 1:24 am)
When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.
jetblack297 (October 13, 2008 at 11:12 pm)
Chuck Norris can eat with his mouth closed
uberkiten45 (October 13, 2008 at 10:33 pm)
chuck noris is what willis is talking about |
